but that’s none of my business

ssulio:

woah bruh look at my skills. it’s the only thing I can do since I got no friends except 1 :—( but you can change that!! you can become my friend for just $6.66 as it comes along with these features:

  • getting rlly bad jokes 24/7
  • getting pick up lines 24/7
  • a frIEND
  • get called babe
  • $$$$$
  • im coolio but better
  • just befriend mE PLEASE

reblog / semi-lit but hella illit / buy my album out stores august 4th coming out on itunes august 5th check it out