but that’s none of my business

im jin but you can call me tonight winks with both eyes at the same time

  • can I get some friends tho
  • $$$
  • im worth it
  • if this gets any likes imma delete this blog
  • chachas real smooth into your heart
  • pls boost

im heedo but you can call me with your credit card number.

  • im fucking lonely pls be my friend
  • $$$
  • can I touch some ass tho :// 
  • reblog or i’ll slit ur kneecaps ♡
  • all this water and im still thirsty for some friends the fuck
  • 50$ lap dances pls boost

im heedo but you can call me with your credit card number.

  • im fucking lonely pls be my friend
  • $$$
  • can I touch some ass tho :// 
  • reblog or i’ll slit ur kneecaps ♡
  • all this water and im still thirsty for some friends the fuck
  • 50$ lap dances pls boost

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

Shoutout to the thick girls who are also thick in the arms and belly and everywhere else that isn’t considered as sexy.

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

elricbrother:

My sexual orientation is straight

to the computer when I wake up

cookingchannel:

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the world’s most pressing problems has finally been solved. There are now fully edible cupcake wrappers. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for world peace or Segway 2.

bird: chirps
me: wtf what tab is that coming from