"don we now our gay apparel" uhh wtf? why not straight apparel? seriously guys its 2013 all this blatant heterophobia needs to stop. im an ally.
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
my browser cant even process this stupid post Surprise Bitch
when u blacklist someone’s url for posting the surprise bitch gifs n they end up on ur dash anyway like
I’m torn on what i want for my next tattoo. I either want a kitsune fox, something warlock related in WoW, one of the dragon aspects, or something in a japanese art style.
a voidwalker tattooed on your nutsack
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid