but that’s none of my business

traplordfany:

I just came back from a really long hiatus and I got no friends :—(. but you, you look like a perf friend to have!! if you become my friend I’ll be so happy like

  • ill give you bad jokes when u want them
  • bad jokes when you dont want them
  • chicken nuggets bcus who doesnt love those??
  • ill call you babe bcus :—)
  • $$$$$
  • spam you msgs
  • me -chaschas real smooth to your wallet-

reblog  | hella illit but lit too like wow amazing | if this gets any likes im quitting snsd

ssulio:

woah bruh look at my skills. it’s the only thing I can do since I got no friends except 1 :—( but you can change that!! you can become my friend for just $6.66 as it comes along with these features:

  • getting rlly bad jokes 24/7
  • getting pick up lines 24/7
  • a frIEND
  • get called babe
  • $$$$$
  • im coolio but better
  • just befriend mE PLEASE

reblog / semi-lit but hella illit / buy my album out stores august 4th coming out on itunes august 5th check it out

stupidhee:

im sohee but you can call me tonight winks with both eyes at the same time

  • can I get some friends tho
  • if you don’t reblog I’ll sell your soul to satan ♡
  • im worth it
  • if this gets any likes imma delete this blog
  • chachas real smooth into your heart
  • pls boost

im jin but you can call me tonight winks with both eyes at the same time

  • can I get some friends tho
  • $$$
  • im worth it
  • if this gets any likes imma delete this blog
  • chachas real smooth into your heart
  • pls boost

im heedo but you can call me with your credit card number.

  • im fucking lonely pls be my friend
  • $$$
  • can I touch some ass tho :// 
  • reblog or i’ll slit ur kneecaps ♡
  • all this water and im still thirsty for some friends the fuck
  • 50$ lap dances pls boost

im heedo but you can call me with your credit card number.

  • im fucking lonely pls be my friend
  • $$$
  • can I touch some ass tho :// 
  • reblog or i’ll slit ur kneecaps ♡
  • all this water and im still thirsty for some friends the fuck
  • 50$ lap dances pls boost

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

Shoutout to the thick girls who are also thick in the arms and belly and everywhere else that isn’t considered as sexy.

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this